JournaLLLWeek II: All Jokes Aside . .

What is up, folks? I'm a bit tired at the commencement of this letter, so bare with me . . What went down this week, you ask? Taktik retained the LLL Heavyweight Title, seemingly silencing his critics & staking his claim as a bona fide writer. Are you convinced? 'Cause I'm not . . This week, 'volve gives the kid a test as he'll take on the freshly-minted Always Less - nee Quotient. Quo retained his Lightweight title last week in convincing fashion whilst Baxter D. Wall retained with his second straight no-show victory. Evolve cruised, Methane won in Camarac-esque fashion (hmmm), Sand's inactive ass was victorious, 13th Disciple romped, etcedra.


[ - Week's Best -

b]Taktik:[/b] Defended his title en route to a growing LLL repertoire .
Quotient: Defeated 'Bars of War' champion Mystery~Murdera with a flawless victory .
Methane: Debuts with an impressive showing in hopes of illustrating his textual versatility .

[ - Week's Worst - ]

Evolve: Spelled 'Wednesday' wrong two weeks in a row in every single thread . . Work on it next week, bud: -D- before -N- J.
Bare Knuckles: No-showed much to the chagrin of myself, and talent enthusiasts . Kid'll do things if he starts showing. J

[ -Top Punches - ]

1. kid, your wack as fuck, but ya in luck cause i got a revolver,
& i'll just out-write Out Write, without a stuttering problem!
Methane

2. Ya shit was never dope, I've never peeped ya piece
Cuz all I have to do is say ya name. . to say the least
Quotient

3. he's mad.. while he trys his hardest, only to lose & fail
cuz cam's got PMS..... and i dont mean rb user mail!
Kontext

4. Leave This Fake G Dispersed... Damn It, Fuck, Shit, No Need To Curse
But I Had To Leave Some Elementary Swings To Compete With His Verse
Mystery~Murdera

5. Straight up, Bribe your vet persona is lately pretty sad........
Plus I knew I smelt shit...my advice is scroll up and Click tha Ad!.......
Taktik

6. Write, your boring, still got that newbie style your sportin'
See, Kapone used to Mod here, but theres no hope Forum!
Methane

7. Do you like KO... after this loss you'll feel the ban...
God your text is so wack its illegal in amsterdam...
Chrit

8. M~M who sir ? Blah, I'll rip this fuckin loser
Kid's goal is a spine, so I see a big break in his future
Quotient

9. this is Sabotage.. how i destroy any chance of this man winnin
Voter's Stick to the Script.. so there's No Need for any AddLibb'n
Evolve

10. I still spit sick like Gonarreah on clits, have this bitch checkin his
health....
shit, this cat so weak...at 10:07pm even his verse tried to edit
itself...
13th Disciple

11. Lying bitch you aint original... so get off Tupac's nutsack...
Wait no...
be like him... after this death, dont ever attempt a comeback...
Chrit

12. He Aint That Bad Though... Nah Fuck It Lemme Be Real - He's Worse
His Career WAS Headed Off The ground n got stuck At Knees First
Mystery~Murdera

13. He says "Sup Cam" you show me luv like I'm your cuz, fuck it I've had enough
I can't be affiliated with Feeble Minded's punches.... or the lack thereof
CameronJ86


14. tAktiks reign seems grim, Cause in this league, the best decide-
somewhat like his avy...I a tak tik and quickly brush this pest-aside-
Bribeone1

15. make you die quick, with sliced wrists and die quicker
punchlines?. . . only teeth mystik seperated were on my zipper!
Duper Sand

16. From Barney To Betty, Don't Mind The Rubble From Forced Pressure..
Writing? Don't Go Through The Trouble, Save Your Drafts For War Efforts..
Mystik Mind

17. You got no support from your crew like I stomped your bones flat
The Regime twisted your neck so you could watch your own back
COM

18. left clutching at straws...and searching for inspirations attack
but like injecting farmers...your looking for a needle in a haystack
fgee

19. Cap's rating is not with hot, unless I get sun-blocked and lost..
Ruth got unbanned so u been Played ..since they Unlocked The Boss!
Ricochet

20. commin half assed but ur still outclassed, i outlast then i'm outfast
u'd think this is Baghdad, how i drop bombs on this Boi & left him
OutKast....
13th Disciple

21. Started Diggin His Own Grave... So I'm Stompin Him Way Down...
Use An Alphabet Diss... That's How Easy His Names Get PLay'd-on...
Axe E. Um

22. Talk about Street Fighter all U want, it dont mean shit 2 me
Cuz I can a fuck less about Ryu, Ken, or the video game industry
Capcom

23. The simple facts-are that his skills lack-par, even of retired singers.
Cause this kid ShRAPneL is closer to wack-bars than expired-Snickers .
YoungblooD


24. Ima Rip Apart Kids.. I'm To Deadly To Start Wit..
^^ That Beat Ya Whole Verse N' It Was Only A Friendly Remark Bitch..
Auspicious

25. Titles are gold - and hell, I earned the 'nicest dope. .'
While I phix ions to the point that they turn to isotopes. .
G. Hod

Odds & Ends
Unfortunately, I wasn't too impressed with the overall performance this week. I've been pushing for a text tournament as of late, which would surely improve the quality and talent in our league . If we can get a few contributors to donate $10, I'm sure the administrator(s) would let us have one. . Let us hope that the already notorious 'Kalvin' will grace this thread! G'luck next week, everyone.

Yours Truly,
GeeHawd

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