X wantin ta rep New York so he poured beer in his Dockers...
Poor 'net'cee figured he'd be thought of as a 'Knicker'Bock'er.
Then he saw a Milky Way, thought the sky had fallen...
So ta avoid hittin his head, he left the store crawlin.
His brain gets taxed so much thinkin up rhymes freestyle...
Come April he gets a rebate, so he figures losin's worthwhile.
And ya always tired, like ya shoulders carry a 50 lb. head...
Cuz ta catch up on sleep ya actually run circles round ya bed.
And like Venus De Milo, ya a classic, but not all there...
She's just missing limbs, while you haven't got a prayer.

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