I'm going overseas to leave this kid layin in debris.
Gonna be easy, he can't even spell his own country.
Thinks he's an artist cuz he claims to be a tattooed poet.
But he comes off gayer than Prince and don't even know it.
Call this dog Egypt cuz he drops pyramids in every room.
But those lyrics are shit, someone spray some perfume!
No one likes you...the surgeon general offered you a smoke.
Cuz even he knows the truth, this English bloke's a joke.
Ya could write ya verse on Beckham's balls and still wouldn't reach ya goals.
Cuz ya whackness is weight so the kick stalls, it's why ya lost this poll.