What's wrong with California?

Actually, -something- must be wrong with it. There are lots of kids I know who's familys lived in Cali who come up here in Oregon because they don't like it there.

Did you know you have to have Volcano insurance as well as Earthquake and Flood insurance?!

Anyway, I got a friend down in Sacramento and he likes it there. Mostly because the girls are fucking sluts. To bad he's not into girls. (Hm, you're not into guys are you? Cause I can hook you up) But Sacramento is actually literally the most racially diverse city in America.

Los Angeles aint no good though. Seriously. The Today show did a study and apparantly New York study scored great for having friendly people, whereas Los Angelos scored rather low. Their fucking jerkoffs. For real.

On the other hand... there is a town in California called Weed. In fact, I've seen a sign once on the road. In one direction it pointed colledge, in the other direction it pointed to Weed. Hmm... those tough choices kids have to make these days.

Then again there is also a town there called Zzyzzx. Also, South California is full of hillbillys. And San Franciso is full of homosexuals. But it's also home to Eddie Brock, AKA Venom. Personally, I'd stay in Chinatown.

Actually no wait, personally I'd like to stay in Oregon. No sales tax and you don't have to pump your own gas. Plus there are thwice as many trees than people.

Und das ist alles.

~Shalom~

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Originally posted by Bruklor Nec is just dumb

I'm taking that as a compliment.