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i'm the J to the O-H-N,N,Y
an if i fail at a rhyme, then again i'll try
but if i try to hide behind mah blind mind
it'd shatter and clatter, just becuz i'm
scizophrenic, but don't panic, just understand that i'll land it
in this land of hip-hop, an i need no1 to handle it
my name is johnny c., an urs is onslaught
and johnny c. has got what onslaught has not
and though hiphop has got me insane, see
i be goin crazy, an made a nick-name for me
that nickname is nny, an it's the next thing you'll see
the next time you're allowed to go out 4 a CD!
an, oh by the way, i got a monopoly
i got a cop on me,
and yall got tah see
the rhymes that i make
an the times that you fake
bein' a rap artist cuz u know that it's great
so go to the gate
an tell hell tah wait
cuz yer another rapper, yer comin from in yer grave
i can't really think of nuthin else to say
so i'll end this wit a "fuck you," and a "have a nice day!"