i've read everuy topic suggested and my favourite is

pretend your a 'fridge and all the food comes alive when people close the door.............lmao

pure comedy that wud be......hearing wot people hav 2 say on it......

i want a really funny topic like that......wud be gud 2 see wot peeps can cum up wit.........

whoever sed raping ya mother shud be fukin killd....thats tha worst thing i've ever heard in my life you sick bastard....

family is a gud topic but i prefer funny 1's.....

how bout these....

-stealing a tramps hat so he has nowhere for his money 2 be put
-gettin high (this is always a gud 1)
-watching T.V and theres nuthin gud on
-eating stilton cheese (sum peeps luv it and sum hate it...this is gud for mixd reactions)
-mentally ill (dope topic....people see it differently)
-Jesus smokin a reefa 50metres long all to himself
-adrenaline rush on stage when ur performing (this wud be aight to do)
-watching a rat live for 24 hours
-David Blaine and his Box (i think this is da 1 to be used)

thats enuff from me.........keep da topics cummin

Peace1............................................ .............Fiori