ight, my WORST ass kickin wuz...

my 1st freshman yr in high school... i wuz beatin tha fuck out this kid, and his cousin come runnin up behind me and just started fuckin my shit up. i never fel but he kep hittin me wit shots to tha mouth and i wuz worried about not fallin, im all covered in blood, and this nigga decides to turn me around and try throwing me into a fire extinguisher... i bounced off tha fire xtinguisher and hit tha lockers, pushed off tha lockers and caught him off guard, stuck um in tha face grabbed tha xtinguisher off tha wall, and beat him half to death.. i wuz in juvi for a month, it woulda been 3 yrs, but it wuz self defense and i had over 200 witnesses...

then...

there wuz a time a few yrs before that...

i walk out my great grandmother's house, and i see my boy gettin jumped right outsid etha house, he wuz gettin jumped by these 3 kids from a diff gang... my boy wuz a Crip, and tha 3 kids were bloods... so i come runnin out and start beatin tha brakes off these 3 lil fuckin bitches! and my boy starts stompin um wit me. alla sudden i hear my boy yell my name, so i turn around and there's alil like 12 yr old kid come runnin around tha house wit a fuckin gun, tried buckin at my boy, so i hit um in tha back of his head, he turned and i bounced, and when i went to turn to go around tha house he shot, and tha bulet hit me in tha arm.... i wuz fuckin pissed!!! ands that shit hurt like a mufukka! i wuz fuckin cryin! and bleedin, my boy looked at me and didnt see tha blood, he's like oh fuck u wuz hit wernt chu? im like yea... he goes damn i aint seen you cry since we wuz lil! i wuz like, yea i know! jus fuckin get me outta here! so we ran to tha hospital and called my unc so nobody in my fam would find out lol

i got shot anutha time in my ankle by some fuckin bitch nigga that thought he wuz cool... he jus got his car i guess, cuz he wuz rollin down tha street bumpin his system talkin shit out tha window, well, he made tha mistake of slowin down and his girl had tha window open, and he drove by us like 7 times! so tha time he slowed down, we ran up when he hit tha red light. and i jumped right in tha passenger window. started bangin his head off tha car door, and he opened tha door and got out, i climbed out and he pulled out, so i tried diving back in tha car and he hit me in tha ankle. i climbed over his bitch covered in blood, and ran my ass in tha woods. i dont understan how i rna? cuz after i stopped, i fell str8 down, and my boys hadda carry me... once again we called my unc lol...

i got stabbed in my left shoulder by some kid that thought a swiss army knife would kill me lol...

my bro beat my ass wit a baseball bat, put me thru a TV, stabbed me in tha leg, and broke a pool-stick across my face.

my dad, pistol whipped me, broke my nose, stabbed me wit a fork, broke my arm wit a 2x4, and broke a few utha bones...

then there's tha 2 uther times i been locked up...

tha 1st time, i shot my friend desiree's bf... tha 2nd time, i killed my friend desiree's ex bf(same guy, but he killed her so i returned tha favor)... he found out that she spent tha night at my house, so he beat tha shit out of her. i found out so i beat tha shit outta him, then shot him... i found him fucking anutha girl, and i pulled out my gun, when he went to reach for his i shot him in tha arm, his girl called tha cops... and i jus kep beatin his ass... then when i wuz locked up.. he sent her, SO, when i got out, i beat his ass again! then he killed her like a month layda... so i went to a party he wuz at wit his new girl... and i started talkin all kindsa shit to him. cuz he ALWAYZ had a gun on him. so i wuz waitin for him to pull it. and as soon as he moved his hand and started pulling it out, i shot him right in tha chest! erybody called tha cops! they musta got like 20 fuckin calls at once!!! all for tha same thing... and when it got taken to court, i didnt get as much time because they never found tha weapon, and he had a gun in his hand. so they called it self defense...

and there wuz a time i almost got locked up... but i aint gettin into details, cuz iono who knows who around here. im sure there's ppl from mass, or RI, or CONN, or NY.. well, i KNOW there's someone from new york. and i aint trying to get myself back involved wit dat shit. so ill just say. i did some shit i shouldna dun...

and then there's just alotta stupid lil fights...

one that i find fucin hilarious!.. ight, i wuz born in 86, i found a disciplinary action paper from 91... i had broken a kids nose cuz he sat in my seat on tha bus, i pulled tha kid outta tha seat, and then he pushed me, so i turned around and elbowed him in tha nose... tha bus monitor said... 'matthew seems to be ready to fight at all times. this could become a potential problem as he gets older'... i started laughin!!!

there's so much more, but havnt been to sleep yet lol. so im tired