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Heres Some YO MUMMA Jokes
Yo Momma's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama so ugly ,the tide wouldn't even take her out!!
Yo momma is so fat, the last time she seen 90210 was on the scales
Yo Momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!
Yo momma's so fat, she cut her finger and gravy poured out
Your mama is so stupid she thought spitball was a sport!!
Your momma's so ugly, when she was a baby her momma had to tie porkchops around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma's so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people''s fingers.
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!
Yo momma's breath stink so bad when she burps, her teeth duck!
Yo momma so big, everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
Yo momma is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe, and I asked her if she lost her other shoe and she said, "No, I found one
Your momma's so thin she ate a peanut and thought she was pregnant.
Yo momma so fat she plays hopscotch like this: California, Nebraska, New York...
Your mom is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
Yo mama is so fat, when you slap her leg, you can ride the waves.
Yo' mama so fat, when fighter pilots see her they say, "Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock."
Yo' mama so fat, that in order to kiss her, your dad has to hit her in the stomach and ride the third wave in!
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