I take this talking about a linguist. .I was relating to most of this piece. .Some more than others but they were all very well written. .

My birth certificate reads my destineys copywritten.
My ortopsy will read.. infringment.. death by being bitten

That was a great opening. .

The wordplaywas here as usual & I felt you upped your vocab on this. .Another good read WP. .Keep it up & I'm keeping this up

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