dawg, look here, make sure you come in real tight
bout to show you something that just ain't right
a little birdy told me you work at the 99 cent store
how you making money then, like nappy roots you stayn po
sayn you drink, you smoke, and you like to have sex
i guess your goal is to hit a girl next
like your name says, you're a masturbating fruit
an apple that jax, that's about all you do
anyway dawg it was nice battling a phony
bet you didn't expect this from a cat who lives for Christ only