One time when I was six we were boating at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri. I had to shit really bad, but the toilet on the boat was all fucked up. So, we flew back to shore as fast as we could. I ran up this huge hill, unlocked the door, got inside the house and made my way to the back room where the bathroom is and shit all over myself right before I got to the toilet. Yeah, that was a shitty experience.