I'd have to say Crabs...I just got them from this bitch, and I've scratched my shit raw. Not only that...but I had to shave. Fuck, I don't even know if the crabs are gone cuz the hair growin back is makin it itch just as much.

Fuckin slut....I knew she was a slut...shoulda never fucked her. Oh well, at least that's the only thing she gave me. They should be gone by now though.