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3 dudes were riding down an empty highway............they were speeding the speed limit was 65 they were going 90.............they get caught and they are pulled over by a female cop.............the cop says u guys were going too fast u could lose your license: but i will make u a deal, each of u pull out your dicks and if they equal 15 inches i will let u go............................so the first guy pulls his out it is 7 inches the second dude pulls his out it is 7 inches the 3rd guy pulls his out and it is 1 inch.............so the cop lets the guys go.........later while driving down the road the 3rd guy says man u guys are lucky i popped that boner!!!