So I get off the 1 Train at 96 st to go to work and kids are already in costume. Ahead of me is a girl in an angle outfit and shes fine as hell, im guessing shes about 17 or so. At the corner I accidentally bump into her. I look at her and say i'm sorry, she smiles. At the next corner she bumps into me, smiles and says shes sorry. I then tell her 'I might as well apologize now. Sorry' Halfway up he block I bump into her again. She then laughs and gives me a shove. Im a few steps from my job so I ask her

"What are you for halloween?"

"An angel. What are you?"

I start to walk in, turn and smile

"Horny"