Got 3rd degree burns on my chest when I was 3. Have mad scars all over it. Was shot in the eye with a BB Gun when I was 8. Retina's detached. I've broken 3 toes(Kicked a bowling ball down the alley, I'ma fuckin genius ) Sprained my ankle twice. Have minor arthritis in my masturbation hand(yeah, it's like that). Hyper-extended my back, and was in a car wreck about a year ago which spurred the injury...my back's all fucked up