Hi, I'm Kenoras...

and one time I was thrown off of the Empire state building, but luckily a large gust of wind blew me into the Statue of Liberty. It knocked me unconscious and broke both of my legs. From there I walked to the boat. As we were ferrying back across to the mainland I farted while this guy behind me was trying to light his cigarette which led to the boat igniting and exploding. It sank and I drowned. After I drowned I swam to shore and decided to sky dive off of the Twin Towers. Another really bad wind came and bounced me back and forth between them like a huge pinball. I'm the real reason they collapsed. In the process I broke 4 ribs, both legs(again), 5 vertebrae, my neck, and both arms. So, I shook it off and ran a couple thousand miles to my home in Florida. Right after I took my shower my house was knocked over by the hurricane. Luckily I'm full of shit so it padded me whenever the walls caved in. Only thing left is the computer I'm sitting in front of....