......Causes the urge to learn.

I'm IcY, pretty new here.
I would like a pretty advanced textcee to give me some tips about textcee'ing.
I am considered veteran standard on a few other forums, but i am bored and would like some tips from an american style site.
Here's some shit from about 2 months back...

Nox was a dope man til the hoe slacked writing vocab in his notepad...
A Leanateer? gimme a zoot and you'd prolapse from a blowback...
Simon the Byron of Irony's high as the line on his own head... (pussy)
And Funk? well that faggots longer than the respiration process...
Quit clowning sket cos i promised when you lay your spit down your dead...
You would be hotter if i opened your mouth and shit down your neck...
I write sheets that'll only raise a cover when i'm forced to pay the mother...
Cos i got your girl pregnant Nox, thats the ONLY way my days are numbered...
Place solid lead on the back of your leg so i can actually feel you steppin...
I'll steal the venom from draculas neck before delivering the killer weapon...
So Nox you've fallen off the shelf, only YOUR metaphors have knocked yourself...
I'll snap your neck and plant your head in your chest to ensure you watch your health...
I'll leave you crawling home like christopher reeves, the mystery deed?...
Pop a few maccy pancakes up your ass and blow a kiss to your feet...
Nox only runs rings at gay bars, your mum flex's jugs at hooters...
Fuckin tooters, NOX YOU AINT FUCKIN SUCTION, YOUR SUCKING HOOVERS...
Like a pit bull i step, Nox think as i wreck with these pixels of death...
You have longer lines than Adidas bottoms with a 6 by the X...
I'm twisting your neck spit a fist at your head, confident squirming prick...
What a co-incidence - Simon has a sore arse and fuNK has a purple dick...

Thats half of a verse i did on a forum elsewhere.

I'm on MSN and AIM if that helps.
Peace.