i thought this was a rap site:

if my burger is slow i ask it to 'kethup',
tartar sauce goes on ma steak if it's rump/
if i'm eatin salad it's gots ta have tha mayonaise,
it means i can enjoy ma meal & eat & not graze/
wiv my roast lamb it has to be mint sauce,
cooked real tender so I don't need ma dental floss/
as for pussy it comes wiv a sauce of it's own,
if it needs marinading i slam in da pork bone/