Evolve's Verse

Ahhh shit!! 'Volve Vs Chrit.. but Will it... live up to the hype??
it might...
only if Chrit No Shows & leaves Me w/ BOTH verses to type

7/10....played but fresh delivery

yeah, thats rite.. im that nice, not pollite.. but i will say "Thanks"
cause while he Pictures the win.. his verses' are Drawing Blanks

6/10....decent, heard it often

im the Worst w/ Pranks.. & my Sense of Humor seems broke
so when Chrit wanted in Origin Ill....
i told him "Sorry, I Can't Take a Joke"

8/10....funny personal

& an Avi w/ DMX don't make you dope... its False Advertisement
cause we've seen YOUR pic.. & based on that
McDonald's shouldn't Super Size Shit!!

7/10 ...decent personal

you fat bitch.. you need to realize this.. Your Are Really Nothin
& im speaking from your Mirror's point of view when i say.......
Stop Frontin!!

9/10......haha, still laughin at this one

all your drops are Bluffing.. disgusting & just a waste of space
so Play the Hand you were Dealt...
or i'll keep Hitting you till i Fold your Face

7/10....nice

your a known disgrace, who hasn't shown a trace of skill
so if i told Chrit to suck my dick.. he would
just to get the Taste of Ill

6/10....funny but not hard hitting

call it what you want, Fate or Will.. dont matter, you been through
so how could it have been Chrit What?
when it was always .....Chrit Who????????

10/10....haha, dope ass personal/finisher

Evolve's Verse=60/80......75%

Chrit's Verse

My battles always stickied... Not just due to a Title Match
But because winnings adhesive... And I stick to what I"m good at...

7/10...good wordplay

Never showers... I guess this dick is truly grimey and slick...
Still no audio... So try to Evolve with the first text LP on SoundClick...

6/10...could of been worded better

Your getting evicted you had no room to talk in the first place...
So if your pitching a loss, then I guess im walking to first base...

7/10...Ive heard it, but still nice

Old man on RB... why cant you and BTK just die now...
'Volve a good parent?…you cant even raise the voters eye brows...

9/10...heh, funny personal

Rich is the fat kid... Peep how he devoured Kit Kat with a shit verse...
While I sat back and snickered... Knowing this week I'd make ya Star Burst...

9/10...dope wordplay/semi personal

Richard... Rich... Dick... Regardless, like homophobes I loathe this cock...
Cut you a brake this week to watch you speed into my writers block...

9/10....dope

Lack of ideas...Man, you bit my check in... Words must hate you....
Help you out by tossing L's and a M, E, R, and K too...

7/10...nice flip on a played concept

Evolve's useless... week in and out the same shit...
Cats in a league of his own... but so were Madonna and Gina Davis...

8/10...heh, good

Abuse 'Volve as number 2... The likeness to Austin Powers is stunning...
I'll walk away with the belt and the win
........................ while your periods keep running

5/10...weak finisher

Chrit's Verse=67/90............74.44%

This Battle was real dope on both sides
The verses were practically equally enjoyable my category so I went to math
I read it over twice and still think evolve took it by a hair, .56th of a percent to be exact
big props to both

Vote-Evolve