EVOLVE

Ahhh shit!! 'Volve Vs Chrit.. but Will it... live up to the hype??
it might...
only if Chrit No Shows & leaves Me w/ BOTH verses to type

7/10....nice but I've seen before many times

yeah, thats rite.. im that nice, not pollite.. but i will say "Thanks"
cause while he Pictures the win.. his verses' are Drawing Blanks

6/10....um...okay but not as decent as others,plus somewhat played

im the Worst w/ Pranks.. & my Sense of Humor seems broke
so when Chrit wanted in Origin Ill....
i told him "Sorry, I Can't Take a Joke"

8/10...overall direct punch, pretty good

& an Avi w/ DMX don't make you dope... its False Advertisement
cause we've seen YOUR pic.. & based on that
McDonald's shouldn't Super Size Shit!!

8/10 ... flow was a sliver off but not enough to hinder it, good punch

you fat bitch.. you need to realize this.. Your Are Really Nothin
& im speaking from your Mirror's point of view when i say.......
Stop Frontin!!

9/10......damn that was hurtful, dope punch

all your drops are Bluffing.. disgusting & just a waste of space
so Play the Hand you were Dealt...
or i'll keep Hitting you till i Fold your Face

7/10....meh, was nice but lacked complexity or somthing, good though

your a known disgrace, who hasn't shown a trace of skill
so if i told Chrit to suck my dick.. he would
just to get the Taste of Ill

7/10....yet again, a so-so to bad line, little impact, but ight

call it what you want, Fate or Will.. dont matter, you been through
so how could it have been Chrit What?
when it was always .....Chrit Who????????

10/10....this is the line I think a lot of Chrit's opponents have been trying to come up with, you just produced it perfect, dope punch

Evolve's Verse=61/80......75.30%

Chrit

My battles always stickied... Not just due to a Title Match
But because winnings adhesive... And I stick to what I"m good at...

6/10...had a good wordplay and all but when it comes to battles, this line produced nothing to down the opponent really hard, but good line otherwise

Never showers... I guess this dick is truly grimey and slick...
Still no audio... So try to Evolve with the first text LP on SoundClick...

6/10...I was thinking of using this last week, found it hard to word, and it seems you had the same problem

Your getting evicted you had no room to talk in the first place...
So if your pitching a loss, then I guess im walking to first base...

7/10...sounds familiar but flipped a little and nice

Old man on RB... why cant you and BTK just die now...
'Volve a good parent?…you cant even raise the voters eye brows...

9/10...starts off a personal and ends like a witty punch, nice line

Rich is the fat kid... Peep how he devoured Kit Kat with a shit verse...
While I sat back and snickered... Knowing this week I'd make ya Star Burst...

8/10...um.....i dunno what the kit kat is you mentioned but w/e, good complexity in wordplay

Richard... Rich... Dick... Regardless, like homophobes I loathe this cock...
Cut you a brake this week to watch you speed into my writers block...

9/10....nice wordplay.....first part was good but cud've been better


Lack of ideas...Man, you bit my check in... Words must hate you....
Help you out by tossing L's and a M, E, R, and K too...

6/10...can't really say you flipped this, because the whole L shit is so old BTK patented it! Too many people do it still

Evolve's useless... week in and out the same shit...
Cats in a league of his own... but so were Madonna and Gina Davis...

8/10...clever way to put it

Abuse 'Volve as number 2... The likeness to Austin Powers is stunning...
I'll walk away with the belt and the win
........................ while your periods keep running

5/10...oh mayne what happened! Seen the idea and I gotta say compared to the rest of the lines, I was expecting this to end it off dope, maybe even put you over the edge to win

Chrit's Verse=64/90............71.11%

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Overall.......this was an ill battle, good punches from both, good personals from both, probably gunne be the best battle this week, my vote goes to Evolve because he just came with hilarious shit, I mean that was crazy, his verse last week against me was dope this was dope and he deserves to win...Chrit dropped a dope verse too, he brought personals and a lot of punches to the table but just got edged.

What I noticed was a lot of played material, my advice is if you have to flip at all, make sure you add a big twist to it cuz nothing is more unenjoyable than reading shit that has been around for awhile.....

Hopefully I'll get my chance to retain the title, but until then, keep dropping this ill shit