dek81 took this one by far

Punches-dek
flow-dek
vocab-dek
wordplay-poetic
structure-poetic
opener-poetic
finisher-dek
personals-poetic
enjoyability-poetic

really close battle i liked poetic opener:

does 81 stand for the year you were born
or how many times that your asshole's been torn.

lol that just cracked me up..

good battle!