Hmm... to understand this you must go through three transalations

Idiot to whodie...
Whodie to drunk
Drunk to english...

yo man soz i dnt actualy wna change my user na.soz 4 da trouble.but who do i tlk 2 for a name change.u?......................................... ..........pz

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Whodie... Dis G dun need a stezz switch like a mofo... Dun... hook da siht up like a mofo... ~one~

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End... IIII needz ta change the umm yeah cause you's sexy as a mug... Hook dat uppppp

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End I find you incredibly sexy and would love a taste of you. Also I may need a name change, as I will be your bitch.