^lol

i dont have spots.

yo mommas so fat she has to wear two watches, one for western time and one for eastern time.

Your mommas the only person who can have a hand in Africa and A foot in Australia at the same time.

Your mommaz so ugly she had to tie a porkchop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.

your mommaz so fat that she cut her wrist and gravy poured out.