AWOL
ATRA'S WASTE OF LIFE
Current Feature:
http://hometown.aol.com/xslimshdygu...dpageindex.html
Here is a new segment I would like to call AWOL, which stands for Atra's waste of life. Most likely mine, but it's mostly directed to people on the internet who waste their life with stupid shit.
Today's current feature is given in the link above. I found this link when I was in an AOL chat room trying to find stupid quotes for people to say in order to put up here doing an AOLHELL feature. (Because we all know how fucking unfunny it is.) And I decided to check out people's profiles, and to my utter horror I found this website.
Holy fuck! What the hell is it? Well... I advise you not to go there. But I'll describe it to you. It's what every pop oriented female is imagining in their heads. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I can not stress enough how much I hate it. Or can I?
For starters, I scrolled to the bottom and noticed there was a real player device there. I shudder at the thought. Apparently if I didn't have the god send Winamp playing in the background, my ears would've been subjected to the godforsaken Ashanti. This person who made this site has horrible taste in music. And images as the rest of the site shows.
For starters, that's all it is. Besides the music and a link to her other pages, her first page (Yes, it says links to other pages of hers, PLURAL, but only gives one link), there is nothing but images. Oh yeah. ANd a hit counter. Six thousand four hundred and six. Can you believe that? There have been six thousand four hundred and six people that went to her site... and subsequently burned their eyes out with a hot poker.
How bad is it? Britney Spears. Nelly. Christina Agul.. aqua.. akilla... that fucking slut. Eminem. And 50 Cent.
The entire page is nothing but animated pictures of them. And does it take forever to load? Yes it does. Hm... high bandwith image files en masse.. any fucking genius can tell you that's a horrible idea. But apparently they don't teach common sense 101 in America's public school system. Y'know how long it took to load? I left my computer and made a cup of hot chocolate, then came back, and I still saw a white background since the animated stars had yet to load. Maybe it's because I'm on a 56k modem, but somehow even someone on a T1 connection would've died from starvation if they sat their waiting for all those images to load.
And apparently, she loves me like a fat kid loves cake.
I'm not going to click the link to her first page. I was able to survive her first attempt at me self-inducing a labotomy, I'm not sticking around for round two.