have u ever got caught with an ounce in ur bag?
the police u faught were just too damn mad
spent a nite in a cell, shared it wiv a man called mel
he said 'please dnt tell, im gonna make u see hell'
so u scream ' FUCK I DONT SWING THAT WAY'
he thinks ur lean, converts u to the church of gay
luckily, before the baptisms over, the guard goes and taps ur shoulder.
he says ' ur free to go sir, u nearly got crushed by mel the boulder.'
its quater past 10, ur feelin hungry, u see a burger in a bin
what the hell, but the buns all crunchy, the preacher says thats a sin.
u get taken 2 church wiv some holy water. stupid boy u make a pass at the preachers daughter.
fools like you could never court her. avoid men like u is what muma taught her.
horny as a bull, u go ito a public toilet for a pull.(yaa)
unaware ur bein watched FOOL! tramps lookin ova abt to drool.
that aint rite u got some spit on ur head, uve never shed ur load that high.
so u look up, the tramps hair is red. u sprint out the door before he makes u die.
ur pants are wet. ur dick was hard lead, now its like soft bread.
people are scared. an old woman fainted. SHIT SHE'S DEAD!
wats the rush, across the road, hoes are lookin lush.
u dont step much, cos u get hit by a bus, (ow my baks crushed!)
this day was a curse, ur bein stretchered away in a helicopter
things cant get much worse, but no, gay mel's gonna be ur docter...


sorry i jus got bored and made up a perverted story that rhymed.