Heres something to lift spirits..!!!

" St(Whatever)David was at the gates of heaven letting ppl into heaven, or stoppin them entering, Wen he looked up and saw the MASSIVE que. He hit Jesus up on his cell and asked "Yo, Jay, Can you come to the front and giv me a hand?"..So Jesus came..

Any How, Jesus told St David, "Damn Dave, U shud take a coffe break, Go and relax a while..!"

Jesus is there 19- 20 mins, and tells his bouncers that "this" Sinner is to be thrown to hell...

As the pollava went on, Jesus looks up, And about 2-3000 people away, he sees a old frail man with a beard, and jesus stunns asif he knows him from somewhere..

Any How, After 2-3 hours, Jesus gets excited and knows its time for him to Judge this Frail old man.. He looks up and asks - "Sorry, But Do i know you from some where..??"
And the Old man said "Im Joseph, Do you reckognize me.?!" As he smiles...

Jesus Looks so Ecxited and suprised and Said....

""DAD..........!!!!!!!!!!!!""

And Joseph Goes to hug him and Shouts " Ohhhh Penochio...!!""