Listen, this blonde went to some alligator swamp town in the US. She heard they made and sold the best Alligator-skin shoes. So she went into a shop and the shop-owner said they cost $600.00 and so she replied, "six hundred bucks! id rather go and get my own alligator then."
"be my guest, there's a lake just along the way" said the shop keeper and so she left.
Closing hours came and the shop keeper closed his store and on his way home he saw the blonde waist-deep in the lake with a huge Alligator approaching, so he stopped to watch. She aimed and fired her shotgun and killed it.
She pulled it to shore where the shop-keeper noticed she had 12 other dead alligators, so he crept closer for a better look. She got to shore and flipped the gator upside-down and screamed with frustration:
"DARN, THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE ANY SHOES EITHER!"

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