Chrit goin for a hundred, wins against kids...
Full speed-no brakes, so why's his underwear got skids?
Elevated beyond description, but still lower than dirt...
Chasin only RB femcees cuz he needs tha net ta flirt.
Seen his pic, and yo...his complexion's so smooth and pale...
In person the ladies never think...that Chrit could even be male.

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