He took a dip in tha Gene Pool, and almost drowned in it...
Ended up coughin up a lung, water, and helluva lotta dicks.
Outta his mouth they fell, he's been swallowin them for years...
Ever since Daddy showed him how when he was wet behind tha ears.
Now he's all grown, but the bad habits still run rampant...
It's why his lips, mouth, and shirts...always look dampened.

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