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Old 11-20-03, 06:41 PM   #1
CrazyE
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Parody of Wacko Jackos "Beat It"

IP:

I Told them they could come to my NeverNever Ranch
Told them all they could come , but not to tell their Parents
I would never hurt a fly , or molest a little kid
I'll Beat it (the crime) I'll Beat it

I make alot of money , I sell alot of Discs
My only Vice , is the Junior HIgh Kids
I've bought my way out of that , and I'll buy it out of this
I'll beat it , My Lawyers never miss ...

I'll Beat it , Beat it , Beat it , Beat it
No way I'll be prositcuted
I am Rich Man, though Im a Weirdo
I'll buy off the Jury , and move to the Congo
I'll Beat It , Beat it , Beat it
Just Beat it ( the crime )
Just Beat it ( the crime )

They're out to get me , Why did I turn myself in ?
I wont do Jail time , dont want to spend 20 Mill-in
If I go to Jail , I'll be somebodys Bitch
So I better Beat it , Just Beat it ( the Crime )

I have to show them that Im really not scared
All I was doing was playing Truth or Dare ...
I dared him to take off his shirt , and I took off my Pants
and Beat it , Just Beat it ( NOT the Crime ... )
But Now I better Beat it , Beat it ( the Crime )



Peace
CE
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