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Old 11-21-03, 02:10 PM   #5
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Re: Random Facts About Americas Favorite Pastime

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Real, loved the add on's, they were great.

"The most popular american bra size is currently 36c up from 1991 when it was 34b(bigger is better)"

-Depends on who you ask. I don't like big really...

"Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of 8 hours(reincarnation possible?"

-Lmao, thats like me jacking off. (Certain people will understand that. I'll explain if you want...its not detailed loool)

"1/16/1987 - First condom commercial to air on the radio (i was born already)"

-LoL, good one, and so was I.

"A bull can inseminate 300 cows from one ejaculation(i havent seen 300 women who want my sperm)"

-LMAO!

"Up until 1884 a victorian-era woman could be sent to jail for not having sex with her husband(head? no...off with your head)"

-Loraina Bobbett was one hell of a feminist...lol

"Australian women are most likly to have sex on the 1st date(im in the wrong hemisphere)"

-LMAO! Good one.

"Average shelf life of a latex condom - 2 years"

-I should buy some now...I'm bound to use them by then...as water ballons...

"70% of women would rather have cholcate than sex(off with your head)"

-Damn it...!

"In ancient greece and rome, dildos were made from: animal horns, gold, silver, ivory, glass"

-In modern society you need to buy a female a pet, gold, silver, ivory, or something that looks like glass to get to play the role of a dildo.

"US has more laws limiting sexual acts than all of europe combined"

-Again, I live in the wrong area.

"ithyphallophobia: fear of seeing, thinking or having an erect penis(every girl I met has this)"

-LMAO! I've got to write that down. Good one Real.
Oh, and thank god for Viagra.

"Between age 20 and 60 Americans spend 600 hours having sex( i have some catching up to do)"

-If you count by yourself I'm ahead of the game...

"a small flaccid penis generally has a greater precentage of increse than a large flaccid penis (there is hope)"

-LMAO

"the smallest erect penis on record: 1 centimeter (i feel huge)"

-Who told everyone that!?

"an unobstructed penis is capable of shooint seman 12 to 24 inches"

-Poke an eye out with that!

At age 70, 73% of men are still potent

"Hitler and Napoleon both shared a similar defect: A missing testicle(i knew 2pac wanted to take over the world)"

-Was Napoleon the 1 cm guy aswell?

"in 1995 Chi Kuan master Mo Ka Wang lifted over 250lbs of weight two feet off the floor... with his erect penis (off with his head?)"

-Cock push-ups...it only takes one.
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