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Atra Ludio or Hip-Hop?
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Re: Random Facts About Americas Favorite Pastime
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Originally posted by The Realist
A bull can inseminate 300 cows from one ejaculation(i havent seen 300 women who want my sperm)
Actually, in one ejaculation the average man spits out (Is that the proper term?) millions of sperm cells. Each one is capable of impregnating a woman. Three hundred is nothing.Average shelf life of a latex condom - 2 years
Fuck, and I bought a whole box. Like... five years ago.
The most recorded orgasms in one hour: 134 for a female, 16 for a male( she can be reached at 555 867 5309)
Ok that's my phone number. And I've had like twenty two orgasms in one hour. Self inflicted of course.
70% of women would rather have cholcate than sex(off with your head)
Not suprising considering only thirty percent of women can have an orgasm. So it's more like, would you like to have an enjoyable snack or count the cracks in the cieling for an hour?
Fellatio is the number 1 sexual act desired by men (off with her head)
I'll stick with masturbation. I suffer from bitterphobia, and it aint my wack lyrics I'm afraid of getting bitten.
an unobstructed penis is capable of shooint seman 12 to 24 inches
Seriously? 'Cause mine only goes to like, just barely my chest. And that's like...::Get's out measuring tape:: Oh wow, it's eleven inches or so. Hm.. nevermind.
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Amazing. Really. |