Alright, no offense to Holster but i have to say something. I don't know how everyone is voting for him when his rhymes don't make any sense.

First of all, Footloose is not a play. It's a movie with Kevin Bacon.

Second of all, if i rhymed as well as Dr. Seuss wrote childrens books i would have never lost. Dr. Seuss is the most popular children's book writer of all time.

Third of all, saying meters away from the opponent doesn't make sense since the meter is not a very large unit of measurement. That would be like standing a few feet away.

Fourth of all, worstest is not a word. You can't make up words to rhyme with other words and think your shit is ill. It's not a word. It doesn't rhyme with other words because it's not a word to begin with.

Last of all, none of his set-up lines have anything to do with his punches. They have nothing to do with anything.

Don't want to come off like a hater, I just don't like when people don't notice these inconsistencies and then leave votes without any good support at all.

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