This was really good.... I felt like I was in your head, and you had just stepped into a store, the store owner gave you a funny look, and this is what went through your mind...
To be brutally honest, you almost lost me at the glock line, bragging about guns just doesnt float my boat... but I went a little further and was relieved to see 'NOT' .. and kept reading.. to be pleasantly surprised by a really nice read. Thanks LB.

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