Ill use em both

These two cats tryed to jump me in the lab
I aint had nothing to give them a stab
So i grabed from my allan houston bobbles head
Beat ape over the head hope that he's dead
Given tryed to sneak me from behind
I gave to knobs a wind Tossed him in a portal to see what he finds
All i know is that i hope he enjoys the prehistoric times.

Next weapon Your opponent own foot.