Yo...check it...
Warmup...
This cowboy think he can wrestle the bull,*
Ya time is up, ya limit is full,
Lyrically I cut of ya head and split ya skull,
8-Mile, 7-Mile, 6-Mile,**
5-Mile, 3-Mile, 2-Mile,**
1-Mile, 0-Mile, Calgary's Null,**
Calgary Flames, the Edmonton Oilers,***
Coyboy's drive hillbilly trucks, we drive Mitsibushi's wit spoilers!
Yo...
The given circumstances,
Lower ya chances,
Leave you speachless with lyrical stances,
The fact is,
That Calgary is the Forgotten City,
They should name you the mayor,
'Cause you jus' the Forgotten John Twitty,****
I leave fractures to ya tractor's membrain,
It's fuckin' insane,
Seein' a rapping John Wayne!

*He's from Calgary
**Calgary has fuckin' confusing roads
***For stupid people: Both Citie's hockey teams
****An old country singer


Yo sorry for the hold up dawg....good luck on the polls.