brits founded your country kid. you are the product of our countries jizz so shut the fuck up.

straight pussy? you KNOW our S.A.S. trains your fucking CIA right? you KNOW we were in charge of things in the recent Iraq conflict coz your soldiers were too fucking stupid to know who to shoot at?

you prolly one of those fat, loud, obnoxious americans destined to be on a chat-show for being obese or having kids who are out of control, desperate for your 15 minutes of fame. your presidents a fuckwit, your beer is crap and you've got one of worst football teams in the world (football, as in, that sport you play with your FEET which was invented 900 years ago). on top of that, your average educational scores are lower in almost every subject in almost every country in europe.

FUCK YOU.