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Originally posted by Cave Canem
#1. I Don't Give A Damn If 'Yanks' Have Gay Accents Because I'm Not From That Area Plus I Don't Dickride.......
#2. You Know Who Gay Americans Sound Like? Brits.......Mainly Because Of Their LISPS.....Ahahaha....Plus U Cats Call Each Other "MATE"........AHHHH, DAMN THAT'S GAY!!!
#3. Look At The UK's Sense Of Fashion....Ahahaha....We Got U Homos Tryna Rock Everything We Bring Into Style.......Cause Yall Never Gave Shit A Style & We All Know It........
#4. Where Did Hip-Hop Start? In New York, That's Right.......A YANK!!! By Some Of Those Peeps With The 'Gay' Accents....Ha! Ha! & Unlike The UK We Don't Have One Type Of Accent So That Rules Out Your "the whole country is gay because of the way yanks speak"....
#5. America Isn't A Country Built Off Dickridin' & Gay Principles...Well That's A Lie......Peeps Dickride Like A MUHFUCKA.....The Same As You're Doin' The UK........Do You Really Think Any Of Us Give A Damn About "Saluting A Flag"? Ha! Ha! That's U Croquet & Cricket Playin' Bitches.....Ahahahahaha....U Brits Are Too Damn Patriotic........
#6. The Tight Jeans Style Shit Been Went Out.......But A Lot Of U Fags Still Rockin' Jeans So Nut-Huggin' That Zippin' Them Bitches Is Like Stickin' Ya Dick & Balls In A Guillotine.......
#7. Oh No! Over 11 Thousand Gun Deaths?!! What SHALL WE DO!!!
Ahahaha......Please...The U.S. Has About 293 Million People.....So Let's Overrestimate To 12 Thousand....Which Means That U'd Have To Multiply That By Over 24 Thousand & 400 *Times To Come Close To Killin' Everybody......Ahaha........
#8. When Did Killin' People Become A Homosexual Trend? It Didn't......
& When Are You English Cats Going To Learn NEW ENGLISH?
Besides.........All The Power-Hungry Dictators & Military/Political Murderers Were From Your Side Of The World......Hitler...Mussolini...Stalin...Hussein.. ..Mao...Idi Amin....Samuel Doe.....Ghenghis Khan.....& All Those Kings Who've Killed People For Fun....& Heirs Who Murdered Relatives To Become Ruler & Shit..........Your World Is Violent Too, Fags........But Keep In Mind That The U.S. Is 1 & A Half Times The Size Of Western Europe With A Larger Variety Of Ethnic Groups & A Larger Population Than Your Country Once Again........
That's Right, It's Much Smaller & Is Mainly White English........So You're Bound To Get Along Better With Ease.......
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1) dunno about the accents thing.
2) brits dont have lisps dipshit, as far as gay accents go, i think the southern states have that one covered. and "mate" is our slang, now calling someone "dawg", thats really retarded.
3) no, we rock our own style you fucking fuckwit, most of the sport companies are european based. so you're wrong there.
4) damn youre stupid, if you had the fog cleared out of your head you'd know that tv is bullshit, brits dont have one accent (although everyone in american proggrammes sound like they from new york), you want the list? it'd take all day. yup, hip-hop started in new york and was adapted by Uk emcees who laced it with more original lyrics.
5) brits aren't patriotic, except when it comes to rugby (you know we refers to american football as "rugby for pussies" because of that faggot-like armor you wear?). and america was built off slavery, murder and lying which are just fucked up pronciples.
6) we'd actually give a fuck about this one. if we cared what you thought about our fashion. i refer you to number 3.
7) thats expenentially higher (which means a lot more per 100/1000/etc) than any other country in the world and its still on the rise. because you guys are a nation of hate filled motherfuckers who are gonna finally wipe each other out when a paranoid fuck gets his hands on an a-bomb.
8) ???
we got our own slang fuckface, thats why we dont speak americanised english.
power hungry murderers? what about clinton in the koresh incident? what about both bushes (a couple of cunts)? what about every president who allowed the slaughter of the native americans to take place?
europe has twice the population of america and a larger ethnic variety to boot.
p.s. your shit has just been ruined, have a nice day.
and somebody close this thread. too much freepostong going on in here.