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Sacred Scriptures Week 7 Magazine

Staff Administration Team..

Head Writer - Auspicious
Match Summaries - SkiddZ
Debate - Auspicious, Dezyir,
Deacon, Twizzle Stix

Interview - Auspicious
Sacred Pix For Scriptures - Auspicious,
Dezyir, Twizzle Stix, n’ Mental God


.. Introduction - Best Mag, Period..
Written by Auspicious

You've Seen Mag After Mag Of The Same Boring Outlines. So
Somewhere In The Mind Of Mine, I Finally Decided To Spice
Sum Shit Up, N' Keep Shit Intresting, As I Formed A Huge Staff
That Will Make This Mag Doper Than Dope.
Wk 7 Was Kinda Well, Gay Again. Due To Pointless No Shows
The Week Was Put To Shame.. No Worries Though, As Deacon
Is Taking Care Of The Leagues Problem. So We'll Look Forward
To SS Turning Back To Dopeness. As Long As The Competitors
Do Their Part In Making Their Shit Dope, Then We'll All Be Happy.

..Match Summaries..
Written by SkiddZ

Dez vs. Walter Wall
One hoe no shows and gives Walter the win due to medical reasons. It's a pity, I was looking forward to this match.

Maddawg MKN vs. Mystery Murdera[Championship]
Dope ass verses from both sides of this battle. I mean, this was dope as hell. BUT, M~M edges out the win. We should have more matches like these if People actually showed.

Com vs. Mc4sight
Com's hoe ass no shows and Mc4sight wins. Jesus, this no show business sucks...

A2Z vs. Brixton
Easy win for A2Z, as both emcees are showing signs of improvement, A2Z is way more elevated then Brixton. At LEAST they showed, I hope alot of you are getting the hint

Tribz vs. High Class
High Class easily wins, as the other guy was too simple, and was a mediocre verse. Though the battle was mediocre all in all it shows that both should try elevating more, you only get better with time and expierience. Keep it Up.

Mental God vs. Thrust vs. Fgee
....Fgee was upset over some reason, and the hoe left the tourney or I think the match. Ill-Mental and Thrust both showed, and both threw out some dope pieces. But Mental seemed like he half assed it, and Thrust got the win for the more solid verse. If we have matches like this(excluding the leaving) SS would be a success, maybe we got something to aim for now.

Maven vs. Phillie Blunt
Both showed, and had pretty good verses...Calda gets the win, as Maven had the more simplistic verse and it showed. Dope battle, and it could be a possible highlight of the week. Waiting to see more fromk both of you in the tourney..

Skiddz vs. Rob D.
I fucked myself over, rushing my verse and shit. Rob D. totally murdered me here, but his verse was doper. I promise I'll never spit in 5 minutes again.

.. Debate ..
Written by Auspicious, Dezyir, Twizzle Stix, Deacon n' Mental God

One Title

Dezyir
I feel as if one title is all that the league truely needs. Second best really doesnt matter. If you arent the champ, you are unimportant. Who lost the 1973 Super Bowl? You dont know because it doesnt matter...they lost. Some people say that due to the amount of people in the league there should be more than 1..these people are gay, and only say so because they do not possess the lyrical prowess to get over that last hump.
Having one belt makes everyone strive to be the best, and thus makes verses better...which in turn makes the league better overall.

Auspicious
For SS.. One Title Is Fine.. When More Pointless Heads
Leave, Then We Will Be Down To The Dopest.. So Therefore,
We Shouldn't have More Than 1 Belt.. I Think Its Dope
Where Its At.

Twizzle Stix
I believe there should be two more titles added
we have enough competitors and it adds more
competition to the league...Light..middle..heavy.

Deacon
I think for now having one title is fine. Atleast until we get a set league going. Everything seems to be going great so you may see more titles opening soon...

Mental God
As I See It Right Now, In The League One Title Is'nt Enough.
There Hasnt Been A Real Consistant Number Of Members, But
Even So, There Are Plenty Of People In The League To Support
3 Titles. Half The Matches Would Be Title And Contendor Matches If
We Went To A 3 Title System, But It Would Be Fun To Eventually
Get Enough Members To Have More Than 3 Titles, But At This Moment In
Time, There Is Just Enough Activity To Move To A 3 Title System.

Amount Of Members

Dezyir
I think that there are too many people in the league. No shows plague the board and its members, and battles dont recieve enough attention. "But does, so and so wants to be in.. who cares if he sucks eagle nuts". I care. I hate haveing to vote on battle that suck ass. My suggestion ; cut the league to 16, invited heads. That way the quality of the league is secured at a high level.

Auspicious
I Deff Think Their Are Too Many Ppl Are In The League.. Get
The Ppl Worthy Enuff To Be In.. n' People Who Show.. No
Shows Just Piss Me Off.. n' All These Matches Make For A
Very Long Mag Damnit

Twizzle Stix
Hopefully wont be excessive this week..
i'm pming all in the league to tell them their battle is up
so unless something major happened...there should be no,
excuse for no-show's

Deacon
as for the competitors i think 34 is fine right now. It will eliminate any no show people and gradually make a stronger league in the long run.

Mental God
Right Now There Are 34 Members In The SS League. Thats 17 Matches
Every Week, And Alot Of Good Competition. As A Former SS Title
Holder, I'm Glad To See That There Are More Kids In The League Now
Who Accually KNOW How To Write A Topical, And Arent Confused As To
Why A Topical Doesnt Use Punches. But I Would Like To See The League
Grow Even Bigger Eventualy. Cause You Never Know, The Kids You Might
Think Are Newbs And Wack, Could Surprise You And Beat You, Even Cam.

Cam.. Better With Or Without

Dezyir
It betters the league. Hes way hardcore gay. Plus, he just cant hang anymore. OoOOoOOooooh

Auspicious
One Member Aint Gon' Chance SS.. He Leaves, He Leaves..
Fucka Kid Who Cries Over It. Sumtimes You Lose Good Members
Deal Wt It

Twizzle Stix
Is the league better with or without Cam?...
I dont think one person can determine that...
but its always good to have quality heads in this...and cam
is one of those..

Deacon
Cam is a good writer but him being out of the league isn't going to ruin the excitement...Why because we have more cats in here that are just as good if not better. I respect his work but his attitude is annoying atleast over the forums....Other than that its a loss anytime a faithful member leaves the league...

Mental God
Honestly, I Was Tickled To Death When Heard That Cam Was Leaving The
League. No, Seiously, I Am So Tired Of All The "I Ride Cam's Dick Club"
Members. He Is A Good Writer, Thats A Given, But Who Cares. I Think The
League Is Better Off Without Him. He Was Cocky, And Arrogant. He Talked
Shit About The League, And Brought It Down. I Say Good Riddens. Fuck
Cam-A-Bitch.

Auspicious: Title Shot ?

Dezyir
He deserves it. Hes 5 and 0. Period.

Auspicious
I Got Screw'd Of My Title, n' There Is A True Possiblity
That I Would Still Hold It Today. So I Think Its just I
Get My Shot Back

Twizzle Stix
In the battle he has w/ deacon he expressed
he didnt mind...so meh
but he raised the topic of the league going downhill..
...one word rob...Bullshit...i think the league is doing well
and if it continues like this and less peeps no-show,
then it can only go from strength to strength...
(Mis-Interpreted The Question)

Deacon
think Aus is a great writer so is MM so its really hard to say I think its a 50/50 chance
(Also Mis-Intrepreted)

Mental God
Now This Topic In Particular, I Don't Myself Know Much About. As Far As
I Know, Aus Was 5-0 And Was Wrongfully Banned When He Was Supposed To
Get His Title Shot. Sounds Like Some Major Bullshit To Me. But As I Said
Before, Don't Know Much About This, So Thats My 2 Cents.


.. Sacred Pix For Scriptures
Written by Auspicious, Dezyir, Twizzle Stix, n’ Mental God
If you’ve seen the NFL, then you know what this is.
Each week this team will pick who they think will be
The winner of the matches provided. And throughout
The week, we will keep track as to how many predictions
That we have gotten right.


Title Shot.. Auspicious vs. MM

Mental God – MM, He Has A Voting Crew... It Can't Be Fucked With
Twizzle Stix – MM, cos i dont want to like like i'm D/R Aus
Dezyir – MM, While he has somewhat earned his belt, he will be rode..thus, hell keep his title regardless
Auspicious – Auspicious, Cuz Im Him

3 Votes Mystery, 1 Vote Aus

Born To Kill vs. Edicus

Dezyir Edicus, He possesses the prowess to
dismantle that of B2Ks's. B2K is just outmatched here.
Twizzle Stix – Edicus, B2K is 34 and should have
better things to do than battle a load of teens
Mental God Edicus, Cause You All Tell Me That
He Is Dope, And B2K Sounds Like A Boy Band
Auspicious - Edicus, b2k doesn't match edicus' talent

4 Votes Edicus

Nok’d Vision vs. High Class

Twizzle Stix - High class, the other is illiterate
Auspicious - High Class, no reason
Dezyir - Nok'd, He doesnt sound like a fuckin homo
Mental God – High Class, Cause I Know He Has Talent, Future Contendor

3 Votes High Class, 1 Vote Nok’d

Walter Wall vs. A2Z

Twizzle Stix – Walt, cos i want him to
Auspicious – A2z, easy match.. his experience
will out do him here
Mental God – A2Z, Cause He Is More Experienced,
And An Overall Better Writer
Dezyir - A2Z, Although it will be close, and WW
has shown some talent, A2Z is too sexy.

3 Votes a2z, 1 vote Walt

Phrantik vs. Twizzle Stix

Twizzle Stix – ME, cos i love my self
Auspicious - Phrantik, if he shows, if not then GO STIX !
Mental God – Phran, Cause Twizzle Is Homo. And Phan
Is So Confident That He Makes You Believe He Is Good.
Dezyir Tik, Twizzle is good, but Phrantik has been
writing topicals for years, and is honestly one of the better ones
on the net. Yes Cam, including RnR.

3 Votes Tik, 1 Vote Twizzle

Brixton vs. Mental God

Mental God – Mental God, Cause I Am God
Auspicious – Mental God, even though hes a
homosexual, hes better than brixton
Twizzle Stix - Ment, is far more skilled
(Mentals Pointless Comment)
(you guys are so sweet)
Dezyir – Mental God, if he doesnt hoeface it up.
Hes an ex-champ and has the means to drop epics..
but most of the time he opts to half ass it, thus giving
him half the vote he should get.

4 Votes Mental God

Razah Skrybe vs. Maven

Twizzle Stix – Maven, Cos he's so dam sek-C
Auspicious - Maven, he went half assed last week,
but he'll pull it easy here
Dezyir - Razah, Maven is dope, a great storyteller..
but Razah will inch it out.
Mental God – Maven, Easily One Of The Better
Writers In The League. And Cause I Dont Want To Talk
Bad About Him, He Runs The League

3 Votes Maven, 1 Razah

Rule vs. Calda Merda

Dezyir – Calda, his name is dope.
Twizzle Stix – Calda - just more skilled a writer
Auspicious – Calda - Cant legally vote, but he'll take it
Mental God – Calda - I Don't Really Know Rule.

4 Votes Calda [/B]

Junio vs. Xeon

Comments Made:
who
double gay.
uh huh ^
i hope they get banned
Me Too, And Butt Raped

Maddawg_MKN vs. SkiddZ

Twizzle Stix – Maddawg - he will....
Auspicious – Maddawg - easy win..
skiddz just isn't much of a threat to the former champ
Dezyir – Skiddz over Maddawg in the match of the week.
Mental God – Maddawg - Cause God Says So.

[I] 3 Votes Maddawg, 1 Vote SkiddZ


Abotizer vs. LM

Auspicious – Abotizer, seems better
Mental God – Abotizer, God Has Spoken, Once Again
Dezyir - Abotizer, is incredibly dope, one of the better
RnR heads. he owns this league.
Twizzle Stix - Abotizer, Just Better

4 Votes Abotizer

Chrit vs. Young P

Dezyir – Chrit- Hes straight
Auspicious – Chrit - just way doper than p
Twizzle Stix – Chrit - blah
Mental God – Chrit - Cause He Give Good Blowjobs.. (He's Dope)

4 Votes Chrit

Tribz vs. 007

Mental God – Tribz - ?
Twizzle Stix – Tribz - i never cared much for sean connery
Auspicious – Tribz - cuz i dont know either of them
Dezyir – Tribz

4 Votes Tribz

Thrust vs. Dezyir

Dezyir – Thrust- Dezll proably no show
Dezyir – Thrust - He Is Good. Dez Will Be Busy With His BF.
Twizzle Stix - Dez - the other sounds like a bad porn actor..
Auspicious – Dez - cuz thrust sucks nuts, unless dez no shows.. hoe.

2 Votes Thrust, 2 Votes Dez

Contendership Match: Rob D vs. Deacon

Auspicious – Deacon - easy match.. rob d isn't
in the same category with deacon
Dezyir – Deacon, just better
Twizzle Stix - Deacon - he's my idol
Mental God – Deacon - I Never Read Anything By Rob D

4 Votes Deacon

.. Interview w/ Deacon..
Written by Auspicious

Thugwitme33 - Auspicious
Spreeways - Deacon

ThugwitMe33: So, Screw Monkey (mind if i call you that) or Deacon.. How you Doin Today?

spreeways: Screw Monkey is cool...I'll roll with it!

ThugwitMe33: Of Course You Will :-) .. On Wards, How Do You Feel About Your Modding Capabilities In SS ?

spreeways: I love it sometimes and hate it sometimes...its always good to know a legit and active member is doing their job.

ThugwitMe33: Werd, I Feel Ya. I Know Your On The Ss Debate Squad.. So How Do You Feel About The New SS Management?
ThugwitMe33: SS Mag*

spreeways: I think Aus...may i call you hot aussy....I think you know what you are doing...maybe one day youll do an article on me....when im big timin it and your sittin on the sidelines
spreeways: hahah
spreeways: ill throw out some money for yah

ThugwitMe33: Hot Aussy? Hmm, As Long As Their Are No Homo Sexual Assumptions Then By All Means.. But Yah I Think Im Doin A Dope Job Wit It.. But An Article.. Unless You Got Big Bucks

ThugwitMe33: Next.. Didn't You Get Interviewd The Last Mag?

spreeways: Yeah i did by Thrust who for some MesSed up reason got banned..Im gonna get him back though...I always enjoy a little bit of light....even if its just a crack in the wall..

ThugwitMe33: (Its Cuz I Slip'd Him In A Hardcore Match) Chea.. When He Was Conflict..

ThugwitMe33: Ne Ways... What Do You Think About The Title Match This Week?

spreeways: I think its gonna be RAW power through and through...Two great topical heads gracing the battle...Im excited to see what the turn out is....
spreeways: Should be very close...

ThugwitMe33: And It Shall.. Ne Up-Comers You'd Like To See Perform With The Heavy Hitters?

spreeways: Hmmmm you know im not sure about the up-comers just yet...We'll see this week....I do know theres alot of hard hitters that just came back...Maven/phrantik etc.

ThugwitMe33: What Do You Think About Maven Losing To Calda Merda In The Past Week?

spreeways: Personally i know both are good writers.. I know that Maven had to pretty much free his verse cause he forgot about the due date.So i think that was really just a scrambled battle on his part. i wouldn't have a set opinion of it because of that.

ThugwitMe33: Ahh.. Well Where Do You See This League In 4 Weeks?

spreeways: Well i plan it to be a set league..no more wondering if someone will show...Im going to weed out the guys who no show and keep it at a promising number of cats that do...I really see this becoming even more successful that it already has been..
spreeways: possibly other titles as well..

ThugwitMe33: Do You See A Tourney At All In The Future?

spreeways: That would be cool..Honestly havent thought much about a tourney but its forsure a great possibility.

ThugwitMe33: That It Is Screw Monkey

spreeways: Agree Hot Aussy in a non sexual way....

ThugwitMe33: But Whoop, Thats All The Time I Have Before The Monkey Tries Screwing Me

ThugwitMe33: So Tune In Next Week For Someone Else.. I Promise you !
spreeways: OUCH
spreeways: dick
spreeways: hahahhaha

ThugwitMe33: n' Thanks To Deacon.. For Answering The Questions n' Doin All The Easy Shit

ThugwitMe33: This Is Auspicious
ThugwitMe33: and

spreeways: deacon

ThugwitMe33: Signing Off ...


.. In Conclusion..
Written by Auspicious

Last Week Was Well, Not Really A Great Week, But Not Horrible.
This Week Shall Heat Up Competition As We Start To Get Rid
Of The Horrible Ppl.. As They All No Show, And See Sum Great
Talent Rising In The League. This Mag Was Dope, Thanks To All
Those That Helped.. n' To Those That Didn't And Said They Would
Shame. Hopefully This Was Enjoyable To Read.. If Not.. Fuck You
....................................That Is All............................................... ....