With a whack name like MC Nookie, this cat must be rappin with no legs cuz nobody underSTANDS it/
Don't get offended cause you can't rock da mic 'right' when your not even left handed!//
Your Earlobes are drawn to my sound like I added suction cups to a disc/
My Powerful punches serve Nookie like I had bartenders stuck to my fists//
Broke~ya~Coat, Vice Grips will start to Choke~ya~throat/
If this Kid is 'DOPE' then LYR SOLDIERS already Smoked-ya-Folk//
I'm BIG Daddy Shaq, you ain't nothin but Spud Webb on the Mic/
Actually your an illiterate transvestite tryin to spit on a website//
Tha only NOOKIE u ever see is when u alone in tha shower//
On a site u play MC but at home u a ranger with power//
My lungs sub for semi-automatic stuff, so when my accents bust, I damage sons/
Spits rip thru ya head so fast they round the world & back to the place they traveled from//


We will let tha votes speak