I'M A TAKE A RAT AND PLACE IT ON YOUR STOMACH/
PUT A METAL BIN OVER IT AND BEGIN HEAT IT UP/
AT FIRST THE RAT WILL MOVE ABOUT AND SQUEEL/
BUT ITS WHEN IT GOES SILENT THAT IT STARTS ITS MEAL/
IT CAN'T GO ANYWHERE - SO THE ONLY WAY OUT/
IS TO BORROW THROUGH YOUR BELLY BOUTTON - U'LL SCREAM N SHOUT/
IT WILL EAT AWAY AT YOUR LARGE INTESTINE/
PEOPLE THINK I'M NASTY - I AINT THAT MEAN/
JUST DONT FUCK WITH ME OR YOU'LL END UP DEAD/
AND I'LL NEVER GET CAUGHT COZ I'M A CORRUPT FED/

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