i wake up in the morning/ brush my teeth /
grab my cock and get jiggy with it/ cause i dont really like women/
jada's just a disguise/ to help keep the outside, outsde/
walk down my steps rub out the grud as i rub eyes/
i just hope the hip hop nation dont know i love guys/
put on the latest jazzy j beat/ presume to dis as i check see/
i should keep my mouth shut and learn from history/
espeacially after eminem dissed me/
but stupid and stubborn i kept on/ its just me/
i need time alone with the mic/ the find the truth in love/
instead of writing shit like just the two of us/
stare at the wall of accomplishments and theres nothing new to us/ i gotta make another movie/ maybee get a roll as a transexual crackhead groupie/
if only these directors truly knew me/ lots changed since then/
i was the fresh prince who was dying to be princess/
my interest/ sick thoughts of incest/
orgies with carlton and ucle phil/
losin grip of my life , cant hold on bout to fumble it/

...next............jenna jameson