muahahahaha..


i bet i drive the worst car on this site..


91 Escort
w/Serious transmission troubles,
major front-end body damage,
cooling fan does not come on..so at first i just kept the heat on to cool the engine. Now the heat doesnt work.
No air conditioning.
Seatbelts dont hold you back...AT ALL...might as well not wear them
Serpentine belt is stuck...cannot be replaced without major labor. and i dont have the money for that. on top of that, it is not on correctly which results in the most annoying sound when i am idoling.
Spedometer doesnt work in the cold. I have no idea how fast i am going in the winter.
Windshield wiper dispensers are clogged, so my windshield is always dirty as hell.
Severly cracked winshield



the good things are..


great gas mileage.
no one ever tries to race me..its like beating a retard..whats the point?
i got some kickass house speakers that rival most systems on the road.