I'm too lazy to do it all, and some of the lyrics are still off, but here's my interpretation/explanation of sum of it

The gathering of loose ends in a bucket
Wit a shoestring budget
Every man's got a field to plow (I know that now)
But it's like, man I really can't afford the oxen
Fee fie et cetera
I smell the warm blood of the bill collector knockin
^^I put everything I have left to do b4 I die together, but I don't have the money to do it since I have bills to pay.
I get awkwardly sturdy with a frigid liquid backbone
I get swept in the pressure cooker tryin to paddle back home
^^alcohol solves my problems but then when I try to get back home I get into trouble.
I get sprung with a vibe and alliance of clean intention
By eclipsing doom midigons hatched to bash these picket fences
^^I think sumthin good's coming my way but only because I block out the bad shit.
Now I'll attend the wedding of the open sore and festering
Now when the groom presents the ring
The bride commence to blistering
^^I'll embrace my pain, dreams of happiness turn out to just that
This textbook magnificently crude
^^It's always been like this