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The Alternative MC
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Yeah, one day I was flogging the log, and I was caught. What happened was, while I was shirkin' the gherkin, I got caught by my mum. She said, 'Oh my God, Ihateeveryone - are you choking the chicken?' I kinda stopped, looked at her in the eye, then at my knob, then back at her and said, 'Well - am I beating the bishop? Does it look like I am stroking the salami?' She yelled to my dad, Mr Everyone, 'Get in here quick! Ihate is doing the five knuckle shuffle!' By this time, I was getting a bit tired of slapping the salty sausage, but I wanted to give dad a show - in he comes, seeing me pet the one eyed snake. He says, 'Don't worry, dear - he is just cleaning out the pipes.' I said, 'Damn right, I'm just rubbing my rod, which is GOOD and NATURAL and HEALTHY - HONESTLY!!' Just then I kinda got the squit spasms, dropped my trolleys and coughed my filthy yoghurt. Much fun and hilarity ensued.
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