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***Warning***
If you actually use any of these lines, I guarantee you will die a lonely, pathetic virgin.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I lost my number, can I borrow yours.
The word is legs. What do you say we leave and go spread the word?
Do you wash your pants in Windex? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is outta this world.
Excuse me, miss, but are you an artist? 'Cause you're drawing my attention.
If your right leg is Christmas and your left is New Years, can I spread the Holiday cheer?
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