This isn't a line, but it'll work...

As long as you have a cool sounding title...

And the bitch works in your office building.

Simply slide your business card into her driver's side window...

You know, in between the rubber and glass down at the bottom of the window.

And leave a one word message...

Lunch?

I guarantee, you'll get a callback.

Unless of course your title reads: Janitor

Or something equally herbish.

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