im sorry but 1pm is too late for me, im on curfew... mommy told me if i was a good boy i could get any present i wanted for christmas...so im gonna be a good boy and stay home

and who do i ask for?

"hey bouncer"
YO
"do you know where i can find an internet rapper named ben hated. he asked me to come here looking for him to kick his ass. i dont know what he looks like but from what i can tell he types like he doesnt find a use for the letter "I" and he gets mad when people close a thread about him posting pictures of some freestyle chinese rapper with a black girl. any idea who that it"

and you see why I go home with a black eye