"Ur dad must be a baker cuz u got nice buns"
" Ur dad must be a pitcher cuz u got nice curves"
"Hey babe, i wanna use your thighs as ear muffs!"
"Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat."
"If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches. "