**cracks knuckles**

o-----------------kay... chat up lines

**grab arse** is this seat taken?

want to come back to mine for a shag and a pizza? what? you dont like pizza?

are those puppies for sale? can i have the one with the pink nose?

**they walk past, follow and say** "so where are we going?"

and of course my all time favourite:







































"scream and i'll stab you"